Big mouth filled with one long tooth...
@dir_t_mckee today was the best day.

@dir_t_mckee today was the best day.

BLUE ARMY! #gobluedevils #proudunclemoments

BLUE ARMY! #gobluedevils #proudunclemoments

The only person getting laid is life, and my butt is sore.

coincidence?

I think not.

If I had a quarter every time I wanted to face fuck a girl, I would currently being obtaining a quarter at this exact moment.

It’s been 10 hours. still no pants. Still on couch. +MINECRAFT +toothpick. What a day.

It’s been 10 hours. still no pants. Still on couch. +MINECRAFT +toothpick. What a day.

explore-everywhere:

scrambler081:

milchapitas-kustombikes

unf.


Need

explore-everywhere:

scrambler081:

milchapitas-kustombikes

unf.

Need

Good morning, high life.

Good morning, high life.

My life is an endless cycle of anxious bullshit, being horny/never having sex, and more anxious bullshit

runaon:

This is disgusting.


I will kill the people who do this.

runaon:

This is disgusting.

I will kill the people who do this.

Best part about working for ESPN as a Utility. Hanging out with these guys :) great great day!