Big mouth filled with one long tooth...
what happened to your beard? did you had a fight?

I got tired of only being admired because I have a beard. It’s unfair to everyone that can’t grow full facial hair to perpetuate the stereotype that only real men grow beards.

I want to be loved for who I am not my beard.

#regram @sciencenerdsrock love it.

#regram @sciencenerdsrock love it.

@dir_t_mckee they got dem crunch ones brothern. Yeeeeew!

@dir_t_mckee they got dem crunch ones brothern. Yeeeeew!

There will not be one day in my life where I don’t suffer this crybaby. Once a day his single teared ass flops out onto my forehead. #greaserproblems

There will not be one day in my life where I don’t suffer this crybaby. Once a day his single teared ass flops out onto my forehead. #greaserproblems

Never enough coffee. #keepcalmanddohair #redken

Never enough coffee. #keepcalmanddohair #redken

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kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

😅 I HAVE SUCH BAD TEST ANXIETY. THANK GOD THATS OVER.

😅 I HAVE SUCH BAD TEST ANXIETY. THANK GOD THATS OVER.